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The Only Survivor Podcast for Compassionate Haters
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Dec 20, 2025
Dec 20, 2025
1hr 14 min
The finale of Survivor 49 was a real gong show! We make a connection you won’t hear ANYWHERE else, complain, as always, and confuse a shark for Tawny Newsome.
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanishtha_kotian/pick-your-superheroes-and-well-reveal-your-villain-backstory
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
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Dec 14, 2025
Dec 14, 2025
1hr
As we recap episode 12 of Survivor 49, we’d rather talk about anything else.
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristenmartin/keke-palmer-sza-bestie-quiz
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
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Dec 7, 2025
Dec 7, 2025
52 min
As we recap episode 11 of Survivor 49, Jake & Thom have differing opinions on Rizgod’s malapropism.
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/golinutrition/rate-these-inspirational-quotes-and-well-predict-what-the
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
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Nov 30, 2025
Nov 30, 2025
1hr 4 min
We discuss the tenth episode of Survivor 49, Jake recovers from a five-hour trip through a blizzard and Thomas comes up with a new nickname for Savannah. Plus, we tackle the parable of “crying wolf.”
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/grouchyovercoat71/hot-dog-celebrity-soulmate-quiz
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
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Nov 23, 2025
Nov 23, 2025
1hr 16 min
We discuss the ninth episode of Survivor 49, try to pull in that lucrative Popeye’s sponsorship, and Jake asks a potentially sacreligious question.
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/oliviagallagher/planet-personality-quiz
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
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Nov 16, 2025
Nov 16, 2025
1hr 3 min
We discuss the eighth episode of Survivor 49, give the grim reaper a makeover, Thom proposes a new book and Jake gives Ron Funches a rebrand while watching the Traitors Season 4 trailer.
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/eliachuaqui/movie-mean-girl-personality-quiz
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
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Nov 9, 2025
Nov 9, 2025
1hr 15 min
We discuss the seventh episode of Survivor 49, ask where Jeff was, and relate to the Bottoms Up Alliance and create a guide on how to tell the different S-name women apart
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/noradominick/marvel-character-inside-outside-quiz-tst
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
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Nov 2, 2025
Nov 2, 2025
1hr 14 min
We discuss the sixth episode of Survivor 49, ask if everyone was a nerd in high school and give Kristina a new nickname.
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/steve_aoki/which-cult-should-i-join
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
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Oct 26, 2025
Oct 26, 2025
1hr 4 sec
We discuss the fifth episode of Survivor 49, update Shannon Fairweather’s name and talk about various owls.
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/maritsapatrinos/what-kind-of-stoner-are-you
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
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Oct 19, 2025
Oct 19, 2025
59 min
We discuss the fourth episode of Survivor 49, we engage with our youthful audience, conjecture about Shannon Fairweather and talk about the No Kings rally, and appropriate wedding attire.
This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/self-care-trends-aura-quiz
Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts
Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll
Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar
Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!