The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast

In our discussion of episode 7 of Survivor: Samoa, we give Jaison a new nickname, review our last 25 episode titles, and celebrate Shambo! Also, Jake has started Love is Land…

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Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel

Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan

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In our discussion of the sixth episode of Survivor: Samoa, we nominate two pizzas to take over as co-hosts, commemorate Russel Swan and talk more about everyone’s favorrite X-Man, Storm!

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Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel

Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan

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In our discussion of the fifth episode of Survivor: Samoa, we celebrate Selena Gomez, and the USA’s 250th Birthday, and discuss Shambo joining The Bloodline.

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Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel

Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan

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In our discussion of the fourth episode of Survivor: Samoa, we do a free ad for Club Med, discuss a movie we're gonna write and celebrate Pride for the final time this month.

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Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel

Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan

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In our discussion of the third episode of Survivor: Samoa, we’re both hungover, which means we were drunk yesterday.

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Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel

Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan

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In our discussion of the second episode of Survivor: Samoa, we discuss the Two Russells, dub the season’s first nickname and talk about the NBA Spurs and the NBA Knicks.

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Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel

Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan

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In our discussion of the first episode of Survivor: Samoa, we talk about the Russells, the NBA Finals and realize we are in fact fanhaussens of Danhaussen.

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Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel

Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan

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In the week between our coverage of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans & Survivor: Samoa, we simulate our most devastating season ever featuring 20 of our crushes, determine how bisexual we truly are, and start casting for Crush Island 2.

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Intro: Run Away With Me (Simlish Version) - Carly Rae Jepsen

Outro: CrushCrushCrush - Paramore

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In our final episode of The Year of the Dragon Slayer, we discuss the Finally of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans, we congratulate the finalists, remember the short-lived “Kings,” and announce our next simulated season.

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Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent

Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band

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In our recap of the penultimate episode of Survivor 50, we discuss Michael Jackson, The Princess Bride and prep for our next simulated season.

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Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent

Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band

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